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IOUs on the South Lawn

Satire. No tradeline was issued on this page.

Tailgate tables offered proof-of-funds as a condiment. One vendor accepted mango, another accepted a screenshot of a screenshot. The official merch stand sold lanyards that said SETTLED and receipts that said PENDING.

The joke writes itself only if you have never watched a real IOU desk. That is why the ops pack on launch.unykorn.org is labeled ops, not credit.

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