Satire. Not a policy announcement.
In this edition the discount window has a hexagon. Fighters make weight in basis points. Commentators sell forward guidance between rounds. The belt is a liquidity instrument with a two-minute settlement cycle and a cut man on the bid.
Max Cipher files from the lawn: the crowd came for violence and stayed for the basis. Nobody could explain why the souvenir cup required a 402 header, but the line moved.
If you wired real money because of this file, you misread the kicker. The real desk is on /sports and /news.